While living in the UK for a couple of years, I made it over to the Netherlands and Germany.
German statues always have very stern expressions and look as though they are about to attack you - I mean, check out the face - evil eyebrows or what? This urn certainly didn't look very pleased to see me. And this fountain appears to have been carefully designed to frighten small children.
Herr Woolworth is alive, well, and living in Germany.