G.O.D.
'97
During
the
course
of
our
residence
in
Chippendale,
we
received
a
mysterious
invitation
to
an
illicit
gathering
of
unrepentant
bohemians
in
Leichhardt,
the
theme
being
"Growing
Old
Disgracefully".
Although
dubious
about
the
whole
affair,
we
concluded
that
declining
the
invitation
would
arouse
suspicion.
Packing
our
undetectably
small
surveillance
gear,
we
investigated.
Preparations
Needless
to
say,
it
was
crucial
that
we
mingle
as
naturally
as
possible
in
with
the
other
attendees.
Diane
disguised
herself
with
immense
flair,
but
Fred's
preparations
unfortunately
resulted
in
permanent
disfigurement.
Infiltration
Arriving
with
our
offering,
we
were
soon
ushered
into
the
presence
of
the
fiendish
mastermind
behind
the
whole
affair,
her
second-in-command
and
her
cabinet
of
iniquity.
Our
cover
was
about
to
be
blown
during
interrogation
from
the
ministry
of
ideological
soundness
when
a
fortunate
distraction
occurred
-
the
arrival
of
a
messenger
with
urgent
news,
allowing
us
to
escape
and
plant
subliminal
seeds
of
reform
with
an
aspiring
usurper.