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(see also the Jargon File entry for the Real World)
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It's
A
Real
World
(After
All)
by
Duck
Logic
(parody
of
"It's
A
Small
World
(After
All)"
contributed
by
Dave
Smith
ddave@lamar.colostate.edu
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"C'mon."
"Hey,
ouch!"
"Let's
do
it!"
"Mmmmmm"
"Okay!"
It's
a
world
of
acne,
a
world
of
germs.
It's
your
brand
new
dog
coming
down
with
worms.
It's
the
notes
being
played
By
a
cockroach
parade,
It's
the
real
world
after
all.
It's
a
world
of
ulcers,
a
world
of
cysts.
It's
the
hole
in
the
road
that
you
never
miss.
It's
the
cheap
underwear
Creeping
up
to
your
hair,
It's
the
real
world
after
all.
It's
the
real
world
after
all,
It's
the
real
world
after
all,
It's
the
real
world
after
all,
It's
the
real
world
after
all.
It's
a
world
of
hunger,
a
world
of
sin.
It's
a
million
products
to
keep
you
thin.
It's
machinery
exhaust
Causing
air
to
be
lost.
It's
the
real
world
after
all.
It's
a
world
of
stark
mediocrity,
It's
a
world
of
mindless
activity.
It's
the
little
white
lie
Inside
Mom's
apple
pie,
It's
the
real
world
after
all.
It's
the
real
world
after
all,
Cold
hard
steel
world
after
all,
Slimy
eel
world
after
all,
Well,
it's
the
real
world
after
all.
It's
a
world
that's
black
and
a
world
that's
blue,
And
you
must
duck
logic
to
get
you
through.
It's
the
sudden
attack
Of
a
knife
in
your
back,
It's
the
real
world
after
all.
It's
the
real
world
after
all,
Spinning
wheel
world
after
all,
Cold
hard
steel
world
after
all,
Well,
it's
the
real
world
after
all.
"Yeah!"
"That
was
great!"
"That
was
really
a
lot
of
fun!"
"I
can't
breathe."
"I've
got
blisters
on
my
fingers."
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