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From Frank Wikstrom's Mathematical Quotes:


Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (Maxims and Reflexions, 1829)

Mathematicians are a species of Frenchmen: if you say something to them they translate it into their own language and presto! it is something entirely different -- Goethe [Source of quote unknown, quoted in Chapter 3 of Pi in the Sky by John D. Barrow]


From Raven's Memorable Quotes from Alt.Sysadmin.Recovery:

... More quotes from alt.sysadmin.recovery in Microsoft Forlorn and Computing Quotes


Quotes from the Mathematical Quotation Server.

Q: I'd like some kind of gift suggestion for the "guy who has it all". Any ideas?
A: Give him the set of guys who don't have it all.
-- Exchange on Forum 3000


Tortise: You don't need to give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite amount of time to write Hamlet. A finite number of monkeys and a finite amount of time will do just fine. And like my father used to say, never use an infinite number of monkeys when a finite number will do.
-- Mike Schiraldi, in a sci.math posting

"I think Whitehead and Russell probably win the prize for the most notation-intensive non-machine-generated piece of work that's ever been done. "
-- Stephen Wolfram, www.stephenwolfram.com/publications/talks/mathml/mathml2.html


From Robert Kaplan, The Nothing That Is - A Natural History of Zero:


Quotes from The Penguin Book of Curious and Interesting Mathematics by David Wells:


From The Times [London] Wednesday 3 January 2001 in an article titled Pupils sum up maths teachers as fat nerds by Simon de Bruxelles [http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,2-61352,00.html]:


From Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll:


From Simon Singh, Fermat's Enigma:


From Charles Seife, Zero - The Biography of a Dangerous Idea:


From John D. Barrow, The Book of Nothing:


From Eli Maor, Trigonometric Delights, Chapter 5, Measuring Heaven and Earth:


From Morris Kline, Mathematics - The Loss of Certainty:


From David Ruelle, Chance and Chaos:


From Wilfrid Hodges, An Editor Recalls Some Hopeless Papers, The Bulletic on Symbolic Logic, Vol 4, No 1, March 1998 [PostScript version available here]:


From The Book of Imaginary Beings by Jorge Luis Borges:


From The Number Devil, by Hans Magnus Enzensberger:


From At Home In The Universe - The Search for Laws of Complexity by Stuart Kauffman (Penguin Books, 1995):


From The Artful Universe by John D. Barrow (Oxford University Press, 1995):


Newsgroups: sci.math
Subject: Re: I'm looking for axioms and proof in math texts
Date: 6 Aug 2003 02:53:12 -0700
From: euclid@softcom.net (prometheus666)

[...]
and being passing familiar with the number line -- I'm sure if I don't
say passing familiar somebody here will say, "You have to know vector
tensor shmelaculus in 15 triad synergies to really understand the
number line. It's not even called that, it's called the real
torticular space." or something to that effect --
[...]

From Pi in the Sky by John Barrow (Oxford University Press, 1992):


From Words Fail Me by Philip Howard (Hamish Hamilton Ltd, 1980) [Chapter 19, Millennium, p. 109]:

Human kind, especially the English human kind, cannot bear very much mathematics. Plato said that he had hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. The passion for anniversaries, decades, centuries, and all dates with noughts in them is deeply engrained in the human attitude to time And yet it is an irrationally tidy way to measure life, which does not conform to the decimal system. The seventeenth century ought to begin in 1603. The death of Oscar Wilde in 1900 and the Dreyfus case mark the end of an intellectual and moral epoch. [...] But the nineteenth century properly ends in 1914. You cannot wrap men and ideas up in parcels of centuries in order to make literary and historical generalizations about them with the appearance of mathematical exactitude. You should not, but we all do. Since A.D. 1 there have been not nineteen but 1979 complete centuries. The real world is regardless of our systems of reckoning; events and men slip over years with noughts in their dates, with as little shudder as is felt on a liner passing over a tropic or a car crossing a county boundary.

From The Science Show, ABC Radio National (Australia), 1 Nov 2003:

Mark Lythgoe: [...] it was about 4 or 5 years ago - and I read an article by Simon Baron-Cohen. And he'd looked at a thousand students from Cambridge and assessed them on what he called "the autistic spectrum".

Now these were normal, functioning intelligent people that had tried to decide whether they had particular autistic traits or not. And he found that the scientists, as opposed to the arts and humanists, came significantly higher on this autistic spectrum, they had more autistic traits. Then the mathematicians were virtually off the top of the spectrum, they were very autistic.

Robyn Williams: And the engineers.

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. -- Steven Wright


From Teri Perl, Math Equals: Biographies of Women Mathematicians (Addison Wesley, 1978):


From How to Write Mathematics by Norman E. Steenrod, Paul R. Halmos, Menahem M. Schiffer, Jean R. Dieudonné (American Mathematical Society, 1973):


From Adventures of a Mathematician by Stanislaw M. Ulam (Charles Scribner, NY, 1976):


From Euclid's Window - The Story of Geometry from Parallel Lines to Hyperspace by Leonard Mlodinow (Free Press [Simon & Schuster], 2001):


From My Brain is Open - The Mathematical Journeys of Paul Erdős by Bruce Schechter (Simon & Schuster, 1998):


From The Mathematical Universe by William Dunham (John Wiley & Sons, 1994):


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